- Never allow exposed flesh to come in contact with channel lock pliers.
- Do not rake leaves on a windy day.
- Dont try to convince meat eaters to become vegetarians on Thanksgiving Day.
- Dont look up at a flock of blackbirds.
- A potato will roll when you try to chop it.
- Turn around before the road gets so narrow you cant go forward.
- The check engine light is important.
- Horses kick and bite.
- Cowboys dont know jack about cows.
- The biggest
a**pot holes are in Texas.
PEACE
