I can hear the white-throated-sparrows singing their song, Mr. Peabody, peabody, peabody....so cute! One of my very favorite songsters, life is really good you know!!!!! But it hasnt always been that way....
- 03:35 BARKING is heavy and frantic....I jump up there he is....chase him again this time running out onto the grass barefoot wearing tank n skivies...he hi-tails it up the first tree and looks at me about the same way Leadbelly did....(come back tomorrowwww moron)
- 04:22 "He's backkkk" another round of fire by the dogs, I sling a flower pot drain pan it hurled around like a boomerang and nearly hit me in the knee caps...Raccoon was laughing as he easily avoided it and scampered across the yard to the dark forest...I slam the door.
- 06:00 am,,,,,I'm in bed and could barely see thru the glass door and the dim light his bushy ringed tail wrapped around the feeder, I just lay there helplessly and watch...whats the use? Dogs going nutz again...I put the pillows over my head...heck they will sleep all day --me I got to go see Tech-Sgt Leadbelly again with NO caffeine in me. Neary a drop....holy macro will I survive it?
- 08:30 am Tech-Sgt. smiles her crooked all-knowing, I have control of your life, smile "did you eat or drink anything?" I was about to say, "I had a double slam at Denny's," but then I realized there is not one shred of giggle in this woman and said "Not one drop!" Amazingly she sort of squinted at me like I was lying anyways!! So finally they got my samples! By this time my butt is dragging I have to drop 3 boxes at the post office from my yesterday Ebay sales, and back in the car I hit a Drive-thru...something you will
neverrarely see me do...fast food joint---me? COFFEE please!
- Before dark I set up my now famous squirrel relocation cage. (to date somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 squirrels have been magically teleported to a place Far Far Away in this magic carpet ride box...
- I would remove ALL the bird feeders and bait the cage with my best Berry N Nut mix. He wont be able to resist.
- I will close the doggie door so the girlz cant chase him...and then I'll wait!!
- 04:00 Annie is by my bed, trying her best to rouse me, "leave me alone, go back to sleep"
- 05:00 Flossie by my bed, whinning..."ughhhh get outta here" I turn over...
- 06:00 Annie is back...."What is it?"Then I recall...OH damn... the cage."